The Dumbest Thing I’ve Done to Get...
- Master of Confessions
- Aug 8
- 1 min read
We’ve all done questionable things in the name of attraction. Some of us have stretched the truth. Some of us have rearranged our entire schedules. And some of us — let’s be honest — have crossed into full-on “What the hell was I thinking?” territory.

Maybe it was showing up to a party you weren’t invited to. Maybe it was buying concert tickets you couldn’t afford. Maybe it was agreeing to help someone “study” for a class you weren’t even taking.
And sure… sometimes it works. Sometimes you walk away with a story worth telling. But other times? You walk away wondering if you just set a new personal record for bad decisions.
The good news? FTC - Silent Confessions is exactly where these moments belong. Drop the story, collect your 🫠 or 🤡, and let the rest of the world admit they’ve done worse.
Premium members? They’re turning these tales into legendary threads. More drops. More reactions. More chaos. And zero judgment.
So… what’s the dumbest thing you’ve done to get it?